人教版B4 Unit 3 A taste of English humour Using language＋25张

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Unit 3Unit 3
A taste of English humourUsing Language三月，行军 1. What day of the week is the best for
having fried foods?3. What is the smallest room in the world? FridayMarch2. What month do soldiers hate? 1. Policeman: You can’t park here.
Driver: Why can’t I?
Policeman: Read the sigh there.
Driver: It says, “Fine for Parking,” so
I parked.Enjoy some verbal jokes:罚款2. Girl: If we marry, will you give me a
ring?
Boy: Of course. What’s your telephone
number?
3. Daughter: Auntie kissed me this
morning, Mum! Mum: How nice! Did you kiss her
back, dear? Daughter: Of course not. I kissed her
face.Read some of these customer and waiter jokes and match the joke. Can you match the joke with the explanation?1. C: What’s that fly doing in my soup?
W: Swimming. I think! (B)The first person is angry about something and wants to say “Why is this here?” The second person treats it as a request for information, and gives an answer to the question.2. C: What’s that?
W: It’s bean soup.
C: I don’t want to know what it’s been. I want to know what it is now. (C) The answer to the question contains a word which, when spoken, can have two meanings.The first person is asking for information
about time. The second person treats it as
a question about shape. 3. C: Waiter. Will the pancakes be long?
W: No, sir. Round.(A) Patient: Doctor. I’ve lost my memory.
Doctor: When did this happen?
Patient: When did what happen?
Anisha: Thank you doctor. My fever is
gone.
Doctor: Don’t thank me. Thank god.
Anisha: Then I’ll pay the fees to god. More jokes Little Johnny feels sorry for teacher
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology (哲学) courses. She started up her class by saying “Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, stand up!” After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?” “No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!!A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!
2. Fresh fried fish, Fish fresh fried, Fried fish fresh, Fish fried fresh.
3. While we were walking, we were watching window washers wash Washington's windows with warm washing water.A tongue twister competitiontongue twister
饶口令jokespun双关riddle
谜语… …limerick1. How did Watson answer Holmes’ question?Reading--I think of how short life is and how
long the universe has lasted.
--I think of how small I am and how
vast the sky is.
--I think of how cold the universe is and
how warm people can be in their beds.2. What happened actually? Someone has stolen their tent.After reading the funny story, what kinds of persons do you think they are?
Sherlock Holmes:
Doctor Watson: carefulcarelessYou are going to listen to a funny story about jam. Before you listen, look at the exercises below. Try and predict the story. Tell your partner what you think will happen.ListeningListen to Part 1 and write down the
main idea.
Mary made some jam but left some on
the kitchen table for a few days as she
had to go to look after her sick mother.
Some days later, John, knowing
nothing about the jam, came home and
threw it into the chicken yard.Listen to Part 1 again and answer
these questions.
1. What was Mary going to do with the
cooked plums in the pan?
She was going to put them in the fridge later when they had cooled down.
2. What did John think Mary should
have done with the mess in the pan?
He thought she should have thrown it out for the chickens to eat.Mary will laugh1 John will
apologize.
2 He will tell her
she should not
have left the jam
on the kitchen table.Try to guess Mary and John’s reaction.Mary will get angry and tell John he should have put the jam in the dustbin.1 John will get angry too and say that she should have told him she was making jam.
2 He will laugh and say it is not important.
3 He will apologize.Mary will say that the problems with the chickens are John’s responsibility1 John will deny this saying that she should not have left the jam on the kitchen table.
2 He will say that Mary did not tell him what she had been doing in the kitchen.
3 He did not know the chickens would get sick.Mary got angry with John.
Mary saw the chickens behaving strangely.
John was sorry.
The chickens enjoyed the jam.
John said he thought the jam was porridge.
Mary looked at the red mess on the ground.
John said the chicken were drunk.
Mary came home. Listen to Part 2 and put these sentences in order.1 3 6 5 2 7 4 8Fill in the blanks. “You ___________ my jam,” she shouted.
“Oh, ________ what it was,” he said. “I’m
_______ but I thought it was _________
which had gone bad in the hot weather.
The chickens have ________ the jam, but
it’s made them ________.”threw awaythat’ssorryporridgeenjoyeddrunk