安徽省定远县2024-2025学年高二上学期第二次教学质量检测英语卷应用文写作发言稿--那些让人忍俊不禁的尴尬事儿（讲义）

应用文写作
假定你是李华, 你的英语老师要求你们在下周的英语课上分享一次自己的幽默经历。请你准备一份发言稿, 内容包括:
1. 讲述你的幽默故事;
2. 描述你的感受。
注意: 1. 写作词数应为80个左右;
2. 请按如下格式在答题卡的相应位置作答。
Hello, everyone!
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写作提纲
第一段：引入
简要介绍自己要分享一次幽默经历，引起听众兴趣，例如：“Good morning, everyone. Have you ever had those moments that make you burst into laughter later when you recall them Well, I'm going to share one of mine today.”
第二段：讲述幽默故事
背景介绍：交代事情发生的时间、地点和人物，如：“It was a sunny Sunday. I was at home with my parents, and we decided to have a barbecue in the backyard.”
故事发展：详细描述事件的经过，突出幽默元素，“I volunteered to light the grill. I confidently grabbed the lighter and pressed the button, but nothing happened. I tried several times, and still no flame. So, I leaned in closer to check, and suddenly, a huge burst of fire shot up, singeing my eyebrows! My parents were shocked at first and then couldn't stop laughing.”
第三段：描述感受
分享这次经历后的心情和体会，比如：“At that moment, I was a bit startled, but then I joined in the laughter. This incident not only brought a lot of joy and laughter to our family but also reminded me that sometimes our little mistakes can turn into the most memorable and humorous moments. It taught me not to take things too seriously and to always find the fun in life.”
短语
适用于描述幽默经历的短语：
a hilarious blunder：一个滑稽的大错
burst into uncontrollable laughter：爆发出无法控制的笑声
an awkward yet comical moment：一个尴尬但又好笑的时刻
the absurd situation：荒谬的情况
play a practical joke on：对…… 搞恶作剧
a side-splitting incident：令人捧腹大笑的事件
with a mischievous grin：带着调皮的笑容
a slip of the tongue：口误
create a comical scene：创造一个滑稽的场景
in stitches of laughter：笑得前仰后合
a comical misunderstanding：一个滑稽的误解
a laughable faux pas：一个可笑的失态
语言积累
It was such an embarrassing yet hilarious situation that I will never forget.
I couldn't help but burst out laughing when I thought about what had happened.
The look on everyone's face was priceless, and it added to the comical atmosphere.
That moment of clumsiness led to a chain reaction of laughter that filled the room.
At first, I was mortified, but then I saw the humor in it and laughed along with everyone else.
The unexpected turn of events caught us all off guard and had us in stitches.
This humorous incident has become a great story to tell and always manages to put a smile on people's faces.
I felt my cheeks turn red with embarrassment, but the laughter around me made it all okay.
It was one of those classic 'blonde moments' for me, and it still makes me chuckle.
The whole situation was so absurd that it was impossible not to find it funny.
写作示范三篇
第一篇
Hello, everyone! Today I want to tell you about a really funny thing that happened to me last month. I went to a new coffee shop near my school. I ordered a cappuccino and was waiting for my drink. When the barista called my name, I walked over to get my coffee. But as I picked it up, the lid wasn't on properly, and the coffee spilled all over my shirt! I was so shocked, and everyone in the shop was looking at me. But then, the barista quickly apologized and gave me a free muffin. I sat there with a stained shirt, eating my muffin, and couldn't help but laugh at myself. It was embarrassing at first, but then I realized it was just a silly accident. This experience taught me to be more careful, but also to not let small things ruin my day. And now, whenever I pass by that coffee shop, I always smile.
第二篇
Good afternoon, classmates! Have you ever had a day when everything seems to go wrong but in a really funny way
Well, that's what happened to me a few days ago. I was getting ready for school in a hurry. I put on my shoes and grabbed my backpack, but when I got to the door, I realized I couldn't find my keys. I searched everywhere, and finally, I found them in the fridge! I must have been so distracted that I put them there by mistake. I was already late, so I rushed out the door. But then, I realized I was wearing two different shoes! One was a black sneaker, and the other was a blue one. I had to go back and change, and by the time I got to school, I was the laughingstock of the class.
But you know what It was actually a lot of fun, and now I can laugh about it. It just shows that even on a bad day, there can be some really humorous moments.
第三篇
Hello, everyone! Let me share a humorous story with you.
One day, I was at the park with my friends. We decided to play frisbee. I was running to catch the frisbee when suddenly, I tripped over a small rock and fell flat on my face. My friends were worried at first, but when they saw that I was okay, they started laughing. And I couldn't blame them because I must have looked really silly. But the funniest part was that when I got up, I had grass all over my face and in my hair. We took a picture, and it's now one of our favorite memories. I felt a bit clumsy at that moment, but the laughter and the good time with my friends made it all worthwhile.
It's these little accidents that make life more interesting and full of laughter. That's my story, and I hope it made you smile.
【答案】
Hello, everyone!
I’m Li Hua. I’d like to share a funny incident that happened to me last week. I was rushing to school and accidentally put on two different shoes. When I got to class, my friends couldn’t stop laughing. It was embarrassing at first, but I soon realized the humor in the situation.
I felt a bit silly, but it also taught me to slow down and pay more attention to details. It’s a day I won’t forget, and it’s a great reminder to find humor in life’s small things.
Thank you for listening!