课件23张PPT。A taste of English humourUnit 3Laughing Party
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Laughing all the way Laughter is the best medicine.
Laugh and grow.
Laughter makes good blood.
Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Laughter puts heart into a man. Do you feel my love?I want to lose my weight. I’m driving at a high speed.any mouse I like Verbal Jokes- Play on words特“困”生Types of humour verbal humor
tongue twister
饶口令jokesPun双关Riddle
谜语… …Limerick
五行打油诗 funny stories三月,行军 1. What day of the week is the best for having fried foods?3. What is the smallest room in the world? FridayMarch2. What month do soldiers hate?
1.Policeman: You can’t park here.
Driver: Why can’t I ?
Policeman: Read the sigh there.
Driver: It says, “Fine for Parking,” so
I parked.Enjoy some verbal jokes:罚款Girl : If we marry, will you give me a ring ?
Boy: Of course, What’s your telephone number?3.Daughter: Auntie kissed me this morning, Mum ! Mum : How nice ! Did you kiss her
back ,dear ? Daughter: Of course not. I kissed her face.
My little dog can't read
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read. punchlinejoke Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.
“What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?”
“I gave it to a poor old woman,” he answered.
“You're a good boy,” said the mother proudly.
“Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?”
“She is the one who sells the candy.”punchlinejokeA big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!
2. Fresh fried fish, Fish fresh fried, Fried fish fresh, Fish fried fresh.
3. While we were walking, we were watching window washers wash Washington's windows with warm washing water.A tongue twister competitionHumorous Story10 An animal sports meeting was going on. A duck and a crab (螃蟹)arrived at the finishing line at the same time. The judge asked them to play Rock-Paper-Scissors to decide who is the winner. But the duck says “no”.
Please tell us the reason why the duck refused to do that? I saw a face in a flame of fire ,
I saw a tree touch the moon and higher,
I saw an ant swallow a hat
I saw a chicken wear a hat
I saw an apple twelve feet high
I saw an elephant in the sky
I saw a duck run in a race A funny poem a funny poem--limerickThere was an old man of Beijing.
Who would eat almost anything.
He ate and ate
From anyone’s plate.
But he stayed just as thin as a string.Come to the front and act ;
Mime or word play (in English);
For 2-3 minutes;
Try to make us laugh;
It's show time!
How did Watson answer Holmes’ question?
What happened actually?Reading1.How did Watson answer Holmes’ question?
--I think of how short life is and how long the universe lasted.
--I think of how small I am and how vast the sky is.
--I think of how cold the universe is and how warm people can be in their beds.2.What happened actually? Someone has stolen their tent.After reading the funny story, what kinds of persons do you think they are?
Sherlock Holmes:
Doctor Watson:
Carelessness may cause many funny stories in our daily life.
Now let’s enjoy another story which was caused by carelessness.
carefulcarelessWritingWrite a funny story
in a logical order.Homework